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| Funny Valentine Quotes - 1 |
| "Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely." |
| Samuel Taylor Coleridge |
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| Funny Valentine Quotes - 2 |
| " Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots." |
| Hoosier Farmer |
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| Funny Valentine Quotes - 3 |
| "True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." |
| Erich Segal |
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| Funny Valentine Quotes - 4 |
| "Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
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| Jules |
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| Funny Valentine Quotes - 5 |
| "Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
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| Peter Ustinov |
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