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Funny love Quotes - 1

"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that"

Funny love Quotes - 2

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."

Funny love Quotes - 3

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman! "

Funny love Quotes - 4

"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. "

Funny love Quotes - 5

"The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. "