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| Funny Christmas Quotes - 1 |
| Next to a circus there ain't nothing
that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas
spirit. |
| Kin Hubbard quotes |
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| Funny Christmas Quotes - 2 |
| Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet. |
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| Funny Christmas Quotes - 3 |
| The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. |
| Joan Rivers |
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| Funny Christmas Quotes - 4 |
| Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. |
| Larry Wilde |
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| Funny Christmas Quotes - 5 |
| Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet. |
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